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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 532 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
