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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5006 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3368 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
