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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7796 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
