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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8567 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
