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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 819 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8779 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
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