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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 621 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4129 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Come join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy encounters! Just like the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend’s friend’s boob at a hotel swimming pool. But don’t worry, on our server, there’s no need to worry about accidentally seeing anyone’s boobs – unless that’s your thing, in which case, we don’t judge!
Join us for some epic building challenges, intense PvP battles, and maybe even some scandalous secrets revealed in the chat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like mine, where you have to awkwardly deny staring at someone’s boobs while playing Minecraft.
So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft – unless you want to share your hilarious stories with the rest of the players!
