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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6842 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
