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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7644 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3996 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.