BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	5810
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	1291	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	242	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	4252	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.