Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY