Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like my ever-changing boob situation. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I walked out of the shower and had a showdown with my mom about bra-wearing etiquette.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about toxic comments or ridiculous questions about your body. Unless, of course, you’re battling it out in a PVP arena and someone starts trash-talking your blocky avatar’s pixelated physique.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as accepting and hilarious as this one? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the drama is as entertaining as a soap opera plotline? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crops Grown: 3164
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Star Shards Collected: 60
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Farms Harvested: 529
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crops Grown: 7762 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 215

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8961 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Zombie Dances: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1328 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Animals Bred: 33 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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