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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9474 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 383 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!