Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Ores Mined: 3893

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ores Mined: 2324 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1075
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 7796
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 365142 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 266667 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6427 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 243
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4187
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Farms Harvested: 374 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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