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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
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