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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9158 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?
So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!