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| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.
Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Server Type: | Vanilla SMP |
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| Whitelist: | Yes |
| Community: | Established since 2013 |
| Features: | No plugins or mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? | Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | We are looking for players 18+. |
| How can I apply to join? | Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 525269 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?
So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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| Server Name | DementiaCraft |
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| Community | Players aged 25 and above |
| Mission | To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft? | Players must be 25 years old or above to join. |
| Can I create content on the server? | Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months. |
| How long does it take to process applications? | Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications. |
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!
So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!
So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.
With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.
Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 774084 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
