so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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