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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 258 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
