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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
