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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 845 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
