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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3612 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
