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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9071 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
