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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Votes: | 6629 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
