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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2351 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Star Shards Collected: | 61 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
