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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 578 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
