Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Holy Grails Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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