Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Crops Grown: 8652
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 430 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Crops Grown: 1830
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Farms Harvested: 390
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 New Chunks Explored: 709270
    Magic Items Found: 2157 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 138 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6718 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6630
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1191 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1686 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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