Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchantments Applied: 242
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3905 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ores Mined: 7202 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Villages Defended: 17 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Dragon Eggs Found: 9227

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Animals Bred: 187
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 New Chunks Explored: 457525
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3599 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1168
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 New Chunks Explored: 817265
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Potions Brewed: 152
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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