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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Animals Bred: 74 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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