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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crops Grown: 9423
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Love Letters Sent: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Villages Defended: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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