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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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