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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Farms Harvested: | 846 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.
Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
