BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	137	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	113	Villages Defended:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9667
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	728
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3711	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	New Chunks Explored:	678956
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.