BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6295
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9366	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	258	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	594	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!