BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	118
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Items Found:	4228	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4057
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	394	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	5765
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.