BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	60	Buildings Constructed:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	1105	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ores Mined:	9209

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	241	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mines Excavated:	4397	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.