BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	905561	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	71	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7973
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.