BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8252
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ores Mined:	6301

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7965
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	205
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	230	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9510

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	266	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	79
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1522
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Magic Items Found:	4993
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9036
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	152
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1022	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.