BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	8575
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Enchantments Applied:	60
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	174	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4076

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Animals Bred:	102	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	190	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	4145	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!