BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ores Mined:	5377
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Items Found:	4279
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ores Mined:	3064	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	7773
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.