BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6345	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Holy Grails Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1456	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	8732

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	827666	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.