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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	207	Star Shards Collected:	68
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	166832	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8886	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	197
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	3452
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!