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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6624	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5279	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7668	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7245	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.