come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Secret Passages Found: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Potions Brewed: 200 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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