BlockyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	970473
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Star Shards Collected:	231	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	154	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crops Grown:	9886	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	3966	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	8328
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2341
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	888022
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	7525	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.