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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6549 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
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