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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3716 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4999 |
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
