come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Meteorites Collected: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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