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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 706 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.
so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.
so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.