BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Emeralds Found:	5346	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ores Mined:	7330
Animals Bred:	151	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	218
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.